This is not Ringo Starr's Blog

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a description of me or my blog...whatever. My name is Starr, I'm 16 and thats about all im willing to put on here...yeah

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

(via chiroandteam)

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

(Source: realgrumpycat, via videogames-and-obsessions)

imnotringostarr asked: sorry if you didnt get my last message my laptop went to shit and went to the blue screen of death for a minute

stay-g0ld-0utsiders:

Well I thought I sent one back but I guess it didn’t go through lol

You sent your favorite color and wrote back and then my laptop just kinda went nuts

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

(via jawnandsherly221b)

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(Source: innercitylights, via jawnandsherly221b)

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: jaredsadalecki, via toasterama)

papermagazine:

"I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but once I found them, inspiring other girls. It seemed like a no-brainer. Like everyone would be excited to see teenage girls playing rock ‘n’ roll. I guess I was just super naïve — I never anticipated the sort of shit that girls would take.” — Joan Jett being our hero in Paper, March 2010.

papermagazine:

"I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but once I found them, inspiring other girls. It seemed like a no-brainer. Like everyone would be excited to see teenage girls playing rock ‘n’ roll. I guess I was just super naïve — I never anticipated the sort of shit that girls would take.” — Joan Jett being our hero in Paper, March 2010.

(via forteikis)

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

(Source: eternalseptember, via jawnandsherly221b)