do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much
A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT
imnotringostarr asked: sorry if you didnt get my last message my laptop went to shit and went to the blue screen of death for a minute
Well I thought I sent one back but I guess it didn’t go through lol
You sent your favorite color and wrote back and then my laptop just kinda went nuts
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
"I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but once I found them, inspiring other girls. It seemed like a no-brainer. Like everyone would be excited to see teenage girls playing rock ‘n’ roll. I guess I was just super naïve — I never anticipated the sort of shit that girls would take.” — Joan Jett being our hero in Paper, March 2010.
anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda
I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.